Garage Maintenance Gifts

'You always lift me up when I'm down.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Deflator mouse

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

CLEAR!

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.