Garage Rockers Gifts

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"It's worse than I thought."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'We've found the problem...'

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"It's garage music."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

'Fill 'er up!'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"Did you hear something?"

"They're meant to be crap, right?"

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

The Baby Mechanic

"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener."

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

"Now I remember what I wanted to tell you. The safety stop on the garage door doesn't work anymore."

'True - we may just be a garage band. But now we've got a manager and we'll be touring the biggest garages in town.'

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

'Yes, that's him. Is it OK if I check his pockets for the garage door opener?'

Feedback box at Grunge clinic.

"That was great - let's run through that again."

Car mechanic using his limbs to lift the vehicle.

'Here's your problem, mate. You know nothing about cars, and I could be telling you any old rubbish.'

"Wayne couldn't stop himself from blushing anytime he broke his G-string."

'We need to drain the pool.'