Garage Rock Gifts

"It's garage music."

Feedback box at Grunge clinic.

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

When did you last have your oil changed?

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

His and Hers Garage

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"It's worse than I thought."

Acme Flyswatters.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."