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"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It's worse than I thought."

'We've found the problem...'

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"It's garage music."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'Fill 'er up!'

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener."

The Baby Mechanic

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

'True - we may just be a garage band. But now we've got a manager and we'll be touring the biggest garages in town.'

Feedback box at Grunge clinic.

'I'll say this for it - It keeps him out of the house.'

"That was great - let's run through that again."

Car mechanic using his limbs to lift the vehicle.

'Here's your problem, mate. You know nothing about cars, and I could be telling you any old rubbish.'

Beyond the Pale

'I never promised you wealth from this job. I said you would take rags to Rich's.'

"Wayne couldn't stop himself from blushing anytime he broke his G-string."