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"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"That was great - let's run through that again."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

CLEAR!

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It's worse than I thought."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"It's garage music."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

Four mechanics working on a car

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Did you hear something?"

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."

"They're meant to be crap, right?"

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.