Garage Philosophers Gifts

"Label says it's organic. That just means it's made in the State of Organ."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Inflating Boobs.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

Animals are smarter than we think!

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

Acme Flyswatters.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

His and Hers Garage

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'