Garage Innovator T-Shirts

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Just think! Our company started in your garage."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Acme Flyswatters.

When did you last have your oil changed?

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

His and Hers Garage

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'