Garage Innovator T-Shirts

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Just think! Our company started in your garage."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Inflating Boobs.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

His and Hers Garage

When did you last have your oil changed?

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Acme Flyswatters.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'