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'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

My dad loves his motor.

"He's done it wrong so long he thinks it's right."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Organic Soldering.

CLEAR!

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Inflating Boobs.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Animals are smarter than we think!

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

Acme Flyswatters.

When did you last have your oil changed?