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Pirate on Jeopardy

'Welcome to the new reality show. Who's the real-life whistle-blower?'

Welcome to 'Dung or no Dung!' The show where a contestant can walk away with a cool, steaming pile of elephant dung!

Jim Davidson

"Now, here's a show we can relate to...'Dysfunctional Family Feud'."

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"Once again, the score is tied."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Applause

Theatre Crowd

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Senior Jeopardy!

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Succession 2

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Vanna White: The Later Years.

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

E=Emcee Squared

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"And here are today's categories...."

'Sheep striptease'.

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."