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"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

"You don't have to answer that."

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."

Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Noel Edmonds.

'The Wheel of Misfortune.'

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

Stockmarket Sweep.

Senior Jeopardy!

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Bob Monkhouse

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic—can you find a way to make it all about you?"

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

"Are you too influenced by T.V.?"

University Challenge - School of Hard Knocks.

Robot Billionaire

'Contestants not appearing on stage were taken out and shot.'

"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."

"Congratulations, Mr. Pettifer - you've got through to the second round..."

family feuds...

'It's a brand new baby boy'

Nuclear Countdown

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

End of the World

"We can't agree on a verdict, so we've decided to use one of our lifelines."

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Is it possible to identify the precise moment when ITV ran out of decent quiz show ideas... and started commissioning things based on random penny arcade machines?"

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

The Ask Sadie Show. Actual answers for actual reader questions. Dear Sadie, have you thought of running for office? With your bombastic personality, you'd be a natural. - Emily from Dallas. Donald Trump stole my act! The moral of the story is, when filing candidacy papers, never get sidetracked by a "Price is Right" Marathon.

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news

"Ehhh....I would like to smurf an 'E'!"

Who Wants To Be Regis?