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"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

I need you to enter a plea now, counselor. I'm afraid "ask the jury" and "phone a lawyer friend" are not options in this court.

"Decision time folks! Will you come back next week and try for the baby?"

Jimmy Carr

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

"We asked 100 people if they thought 'pointless' was pointless..."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Millard, this is a side of you I've never seen before. . . you actually LIKE game shows, don't you?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

Dreams I have had...

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Can't Touch This

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Must-See Lockdown TV.

E=Emcee Squared

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Bob Monkhouse

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."