Watching Game Shows T-Shirts

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

"Decision time folks! Will you come back next week and try for the baby?"

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Millard, this is a side of you I've never seen before. . . you actually LIKE game shows, don't you?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Dreams I have had...

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

E=Emcee Squared

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'