Gamer Lounge Enthusiast Gifts

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

scrabble love

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Big boys' toys-r-us

Playing cards.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."