Game Day Gadgeteer Gifts

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

American Football.

Men can show their emotions!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Kick! Go for it!

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

"I quit."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"