Game Day Gadgeteer Mugs

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

American Football.

Men can show their emotions!

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"I quit."

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).