Pitchside Gadget Geek Gifts

'Frank Lampard's brought his own touch-line technology with him this time.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Digital Fomo!

Dawing your Cellphone

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Bicycle sat nav.

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'E-books?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Connected to Technology.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Two Generations of Readers

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'