Game Analysis Pillows

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'We're in a hurry.'

"The refereeing was only half bad... the winning team didn't complain."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Reading my Critics

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Six Thinking Hats

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

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Tic-tac-toe

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'