Game Analysis Mugs

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'We're in a hurry.'

"The refereeing was only half bad... the winning team didn't complain."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Reading my Critics

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Six Thinking Hats

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Hockey Season.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

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Tic-tac-toe

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

The commentators want to run the officials...

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Tetris Rejects