Historical Game Analyst Mugs

"Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

The Other Cooperstown

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'...I don't like your chances!'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

Centaur Forward

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Basketball.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Wilfried Zaha

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'Nice tackle, Dewey! You knocked the fur ball out of him!'

Lost Season

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"