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"I see you're playing the scotch game again?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Candid Camera store.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Government and Opposition

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

The wave of immigration issues about to hit Obama's plan and the Supreme Court ruling.

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

New Improved I.R.S.

Taking Back The Government.

House vs. Senate

New World Orders

'Congratulations son. A term or two in Congress is excellent preparation for a career as a lobbyist.'

Nancy Pelosi rips up Trump's speech

Kicking The Habit

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Rats fleeing a sinking Capitol Building