Gambit Guru Gifts

"I see you're playing the scotch game again?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Candid Camera store.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Sybil Obama

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Government and Opposition

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

The wave of immigration issues about to hit Obama's plan and the Supreme Court ruling.

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

New Improved I.R.S.

Taking Back The Government.

House vs. Senate

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

New World Orders

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Kicking The Habit

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

Rats fleeing a sinking Capitol Building