Galloping Gifts

One for Him.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Mr Metrosexual.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Shoes Make The Man

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

A skier and a paraglider

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

Cleaning the Horse

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

Rustic Campgrounds.

Accident near the Pier

Cat boxer

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

'Such petulance!'

"How do you plan to get up enough speed to lift off?"

Lost a sandal?

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

Learner Riders

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.