Gallery Gourmand T-Shirts

"These days I'm living mostly on gallery openings food and drinks."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Just one more choccy...

A London gent abroad

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

Dijon Vu

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

Capturing a Cook

"Cemetery Pie"

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

Endangered Entrees

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."