Galactic Investor Gifts

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'Take me to your feeder,'

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

Barack Skywalker

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Desert Planet

'I invest in emerging markets.'

Recalculating!

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Astronaut

Branson space shot