Galactic Fund-seeker Gifts

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.

'The financial advisor is here.'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

Desert Planet

Recalculating!

Astronaut

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Branson space shot

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."