Galactic Bureaucrat Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the witty essence of a galactic bureaucrat? Explore our range of humorous and creative items inspired by space's most organized worker bees. Perfect for space geeks and administration aficionados alike! These gifts combine science fiction fun with a touch of bureaucratic flair, making every day in the cosmos a little more entertaining.

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"Cancel the invasion...It's like the earthling sucks all the power out of the spaceship!"

"Cancel the invasion...It's like the earthling sucks all the power out of the spaceship!" mockup

"Cancel the invasion...It's like the earthling sucks all the power out of the spaceship!"

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Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork... mockup

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

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"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..." mockup

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

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'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.' mockup

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

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'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!' mockup

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

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"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?" mockup

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

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'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.' mockup

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

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'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.' mockup

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

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Excessive Paperwork

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"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo." mockup

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

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Branson space shot

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'I'll need four character references.' mockup

'I'll need four character references.'

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'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.' mockup

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

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I for one welcome our new alien overlords

I for one welcome our new alien overlords mockup

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

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I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties. mockup

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

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Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit. mockup

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

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A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad. mockup

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

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"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..." mockup

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

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Danger! Snake heaven.

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"Did you do all of this for me?"

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'Having demonstrated his total lack of leadership skills, Netherby is leaving to head up a federal agency.'

'Having demonstrated his total lack of leadership skills, Netherby is leaving to head up a federal agency.' mockup

'Having demonstrated his total lack of leadership skills, Netherby is leaving to head up a federal agency.'

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"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?" mockup

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

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"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me." mockup

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

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'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.' mockup

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

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"Atilla the DMV employee"

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'How about this one? â€ 'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

'How about this one? â€ 'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.'' mockup

'How about this one? â€ 'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

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Regulators claim practices are overloaded with patient surveys.

Regulators claim practices are overloaded with patient surveys. mockup

Regulators claim practices are overloaded with patient surveys.

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"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."

"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card." mockup

"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."

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"NOTHING has changed from your last visit here? What do you people do?"

"NOTHING has changed from your last visit here? What do you people do?" mockup

"NOTHING has changed from your last visit here? What do you people do?"

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'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product....'

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product....' mockup

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product....'

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DHSC to lift all appropriate bureaucracy to free up GPs for coronavirus effort

DHSC to lift all appropriate bureaucracy to free up GPs for coronavirus effort mockup

DHSC to lift all appropriate bureaucracy to free up GPs for coronavirus effort

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"People are ALWAYS moaning about excessive paperwork."

"People are ALWAYS moaning about excessive paperwork." mockup

"People are ALWAYS moaning about excessive paperwork."

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Galactic Bureaucrat Gifts Collection

Galactic Bureaucrat Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the galactic bureaucrat with witty and space-inspired designs. Perfect for every office or home barista who loves a touch of interstellar humor.

Galactic Bureaucrat Pillows

Shop our pillows with humorous galactic bureaucrat designs to add a fun, cosmic touch to any space or lounge. Comfort and comedy combined!

Galactic Bureaucrat Prints

Brighten up their space with art prints celebrating galactic bureaucrats. Fun, stylish, and perfect for fantasy space offices or personal galleries.

Galactic Bureaucrat T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that bring out the humor in galactic bureaucracy. Ideal for casual wear and space enthusiasts who appreciate witty, cosmic-themed fashion.