Galactic Bureaucrat Pillows

"Cancel the invasion...It's like the earthling sucks all the power out of the spaceship!"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

Excessive Paperwork

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Branson space shot

'I'll need four character references.'

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

Danger! Snake heaven.

"Did you do all of this for me?"

'Having demonstrated his total lack of leadership skills, Netherby is leaving to head up a federal agency.'

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

"Atilla the DMV employee"

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Regulators claim practices are overloaded with patient surveys.

"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."

"NOTHING has changed from your last visit here? What do you people do?"

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product....'

DHSC to lift all appropriate bureaucracy to free up GPs for coronavirus effort

"People are ALWAYS moaning about excessive paperwork."