Galactic Bureaucrat Mugs

"Cancel the invasion...It's like the earthling sucks all the power out of the spaceship!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

"Yeah, but no progress in meeting..."

'I miss the rarefied atmosphere of Mt. Olympus.'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

Excessive Paperwork

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Branson space shot

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

I see from this you were very good at organising office parties.

'I'll need four character references.'

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

'Having demonstrated his total lack of leadership skills, Netherby is leaving to head up a federal agency.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

"Did you do all of this for me?"

"Atilla the DMV employee"

"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Regulators claim practices are overloaded with patient surveys.

"Any word yet on FDA approval?"

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product....'

"People are ALWAYS moaning about excessive paperwork."

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DHSC to lift all appropriate bureaucracy to free up GPs for coronavirus effort