Galactic Government Wannabe Pillows

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Save Our Universe

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Save our Planet.

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Serious business

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

"I told you to slow down."

Branson space shot

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."

"That's good for the budget. We don't have to exterminate the humans to conquer the earth. They'll take care of that themselves."