Gala Goer Gifts

"I thought we decided you were going to 'check' that."

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Larry's used art

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Well....I could've done this!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Blue Dress and Feather

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

A man looks up at the earth

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Emergency exit into Space