Gala Goer Prints

"I thought we decided you were going to 'check' that."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Larry's used art

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Blue Dress and Feather

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

A man looks up at the earth

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

Rodin's Browser

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Emergency exit into Space

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'