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"The source of all those mystery tweets."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Take me to your leader. . .

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Tourists and GPS

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'Welcome to I shell.'

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

Captain's Log

"Other than the harpoon, I can't find a thing wrong with you."

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

"Hey, nice Apps!"

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

"Sorry, Dad. I thought you meant we were going to pick a phone."

"Swiss Navy Knife."

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'

"Your cell phone isn't bugged by 'Pegasus'? You're not important enough. . . you loser!"