Gadget-loving Kiddos Pillows

Baby Potty Training Robot

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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Mac OS 20

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Baby Screen Time

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."