Gadget-loving Kiddos Prints

Baby Potty Training Robot

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Haircuts

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Baby Screen Time

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."