Kids With Gadgets Pillows

"That password is somewhere in your brain. I think I know how to extract it."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Baby Screen Time

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

Baby Potty Training Robot

"Brat"

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Lemonade App: $1"

Modern Baby Mobiles

"You don't like my new whistle?"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

Text Santa

'My list is on the CD.'

"Does God have his own Web site so I could e-mail my prayers to him?"

"Your autonomous tricycle will take you around the block and back. Now have fun, and don't touch anything!"

"Sippy cup holders!"

'I'm thinking something a little more modest... say, whatever 1,000 slaves can do in 50 years.'

'Forget about 'The little engine that could'. Tell me about 'The search engine that could'.'