Gadget Guffaw Gifts

I see you. I deny everything. You're using a computer. You are mistaken. It's natural to publicly despise and condemn that which we are ashamed to secretly love. I'M OLD! I THOUGHT IT WAS THE TELEVISION! You don

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

The Final Chapter.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Now, you show me yours"

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"...and if I press this button..."

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

iPhone Senior

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

'Your kinect is broken.'

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

Government Politicians, Who Never Ever Lie

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

'As you can see from these full-colour charts, we're spending a lot of money on toner.'

"...That's your reflection. Switch on."

"Why can't they be satisfied with a simple checkout scanner?!"

'He'll never find us. We hacked his GPS.'

"Don't get smart with me!"

Air bag on a Zimmer frame.

Ideas that failed: The computer moose.

"You bought be a toaster for our anniversary? You shouldn't have...seriously, you shouldn't have!"

Easy TV Repair

"Ms. Davis, get us some binders full of Latinos."

Ho Ho Ho.

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

"Look, Rudolph, I made Santa a GPS tracking system for Christmas!"