Green-thinking Guffawer Gifts

'As you can see from these full-colour charts, we're spending a lot of money on toner.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Climate Change -- You are here.

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

Ecological Therapy

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Recycling Centre

Putting money back in to the world economy

How Climate Change Works

"There's a gentleman here to discuss his idea for reducing aircraft exhausts."

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"I'll believe in global warming when I see it!"

World as question mark.

"Nice high concept, but what happens in the final reel?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.