Gadget Guffaw Pillows

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

The Final Chapter.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"Now, you show me yours"

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"...and if I press this button..."

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

'As you can see from these full-colour charts, we're spending a lot of money on toner.'

"...That's your reflection. Switch on."

"Why can't they be satisfied with a simple checkout scanner?!"

'He'll never find us. We hacked his GPS.'

"Don't get smart with me!"

Air bag on a Zimmer frame.

Ideas that failed: The computer moose.

Easy TV Repair

"You bought be a toaster for our anniversary? You shouldn't have...seriously, you shouldn't have!"

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

Ho Ho Ho.

"These things are a lot easier to navigate with a GPS."

Techno Geeks.

"Ms. Davis, get us some binders full of Latinos."