Guffawing At Gullibility Pillows

Government Politicians, Who Never Ever Lie

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'It was this big. I swear'

Gullib-Os

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'You will meet a tall, handsome psychologist who will teat your gullibility.'

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

Reading Glasses

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay! (Published originally on December 18, 2007.)

'I'm lousy at picking out gifts. Last year I gave her money, which was great until the dye-pack exploded.'

'As you can see from these full-colour charts, we're spending a lot of money on toner.'

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

Mitt shoots off his own feet.

'You look like someone who would believe anything....'

What He Meant To Say...

Joe Binden's Secrets of Public Speaking.

Election Campaign Planning At Labour Central Office.

"Ms. Davis, get us some binders full of Latinos."

Rick Perry Reporting for Duty

Woman returning from Weight Watchers - ""You're late - did you get detention?"

I see you. I deny everything. You're using a computer. You are mistaken. It's natural to publicly despise and condemn that which we are ashamed to secretly love. I'M OLD! I THOUGHT IT WAS THE TELEVISION! You don

Mitt Romney

"I feel less guilty when we bring our eco-friendly canvas bags."

Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.

Sign on the Pearly Gate with an arrow pointing to 'Drug Testing Center.'

No, I don't want any Wheat Futures for my birthday.