Gadget Lover's Humor Pillows

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"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Robot surgery.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.