Gadget Enthusiast With Humor Pillows

Woman finds something in her soup.

Hiding the electronics.

Selfie Stick

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

AI Summit

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

iPhone Senior

All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'

Robot Humor

"I think I see the problem! If I could just read this tiny print, I think it says...'Do not touch this. Could cause toner cartridge to explode'."

Computer...Computee

'Make me look like I own the latest Apple technology.'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Like it? It's the new executive toy!

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

"All that's left is to monetize it."

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Starting these labour saving gadgets is exhausting!"

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".

On and Off Mouse Trap

Eye Pod

"It turns out there was a computer error – we weren't made for each other after all."