Gadget Humor Lover Pillows

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"You are still here."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Robot surgery.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Automatic swing machine

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'