Gadget Enthusiast With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"I don't care about gigabytes, RAM, or any of that. I just want the best computer to sit on."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Hiding the electronics.

Selfie Stick

Nerd tryouts.

Dawing your Cellphone

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"You are still here."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

The secret lives of household things.

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Oog is backing up all our files.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Desert wifi

"Sorry, gotta go - I'm going to be late for my next meeting."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."