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"I don't care about gigabytes, RAM, or any of that. I just want the best computer to sit on."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Hiding the electronics.

Selfie Stick

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Dawing your Cellphone

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"You are still here."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Desert wifi

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."