Gadget Guru With A Humorous Side Pillows

Early IT Consultants.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Den Furniture

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Knights of the iPhone

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Don't use your dog's name as a password

'What happened to the little flute?'

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."