Gadget Guru With A Humorous Side Prints

Early IT Consultants.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Den Furniture

Noah posted his first tweet.

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

Knights of the iPhone

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

Woman finds something in her soup.

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

Lizzie Borden in the 21st Century...

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

"Since laughter is the best medicine, I'm downloading the Laugh-Track App."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."