Humorous Tech Critic Prints

"He's on a digital detox, they stop him fidgeting with his phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

The cell phone soother for life.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Twitter censorship

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"You are still here."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."