Ironic Gadget Lovers Pillows

"I had a little trouble finding the place. Luckily, I had my range finder with me."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Useless add-ons.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Robot surgery.

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'