Gab Rugby Enthusiast Pillows

'Are they for a party or a rugby match?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

The conversion.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

Rugby Mad.

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

'Is that the beer talking?'

"I take it your team lost again!"

Lion v Kiwi.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Rugby oldies