Gab Rugby Enthusiast Gifts

'Are they for a party or a rugby match?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

The conversion.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

Rugby Mad.

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

'Is that the beer talking?'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

Lion v Kiwi.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."