Rugby Royalty Appreciator Pillows

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

I love PE.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'At least they did a good job on him.'

Zdeno Chara

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Sporting maladies.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"You're the sport on my telly"

The conversion.

Rugby Player

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Rugby Mad.

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'